I've got everything a man could ever need.
Got a facebook account
And I even have a Youtube channel to show my friends
And I know I should be happy, but instead
There's a question I can't get out of my head.
What's the meaning of Google+ ?
It's killing me that no one knows
Why it was built a few years ago.
Why did they build Google+ ?
How could they raise the stakes so high
Completely without the peoples knowledge ?
We have to die now?
When I make my youtube videos
make comments on other youtube channels
I'm the king!
My friends applauds me from a livecam
When I tell them I just made a new video
And When the kids have gone to bed, we're all alone
I watch all those crazy Ylvis videos
Then I play with my balls
But all I think of is Google+
I think about it when I dream
The biggest nightmare I have ever seen
What's the purpose of Google+ ?
A giant granite network cake
A prison impossible to escape?
Google+! Google+! Lots of circles in a row!
They weigh 25 tons each circle, my friend
But amazingly they got them all down into Youtube!
And they moved it, And they dragged it
And they rolled it 46 miles from Googleland
Hey (46 miles from Googleland!)
What's the deal with Google+? (Oh, what's the deal, what's the deal, what's the deal)
You should have left a tiny hint
When you made this fucking labyrinth of Google+ circles!
Who the fuck builds Google+ ?
Two Google employees wondering what to do
Who just said: "Dude, let's build a circle or two!"
I would give anything to know
About how to destroy Google+
Yeah, I would give all I have to give
Would you give them your car?
(Mmm) Are you kidding me, of course I would have given the car
What car do you drive?
Drive a Civic, drive a Civic. Drive a Civic!
A car you can trust!
Never mind the car, let's talk about Google+
What Google shit is that again?
It's Google+, it's Google+!
God, it is the worst shit of them all!
What's the meaning of Google +?